You tell me, what does she do better in the kitchen — cooking or fucking?

Call me what you want, but I gave it to the first man I met in my pussy

Fucking your friend is not cheating (and for your girlfriend, we won't say anything)

Husband's at work again — I'll go naked to my neighbor's house and let him fuck me

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

"Sister, I've been watching some porn, why don't we try that?"

And before the bus comes, you can put a stranger's dick in your mouth

You haven't had sex in six months, and your friend's girlfriend gives it to you

I was timid, but she did it all by herself — every virgin's dream

You made me angry — I bent my stepmother over too long

Told the hottie I wouldn't cum inside, but still I stayed inside her

"I'm going to untie your hands and you're going to lick my ass, do you fucking understand me?"

"I love it when there are a lot of secretaries — one gets bored, I put another one on."

Luxury Mur will lie down in any position for me to fuck her pussy deeper

She drank a stronger cocktail to make it easier to pay for it

Let's play instead of studying, I'm an adult

Hush, don't yell so loud — the neighbors will think I'm hitting you

This is what happens when your maid is the Shinaryen

Give me your black dicks, but don't tear my ass up too much

A mature mom teaches you how to jerk off, and she squirts over and over again

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

She asked to be fucked like the last whore — wish granted

The hitchhiker doesn't understand hints of sex, I'll lick his dick. Is that understood?

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick