Chief, how am I supposed to work now if I'm leaking sperm?

There you go again with your bullshit - better fuck your mother in the anus

I don't have a boyfriend, that's fine! I'll turn on a lesbian porno and come myself

Let's practice the new method - through anal? I didn't say no 😌

Swallow deeper, did I rent you for my husband for nothing, work it off, whore

This is blackmail! You can't fuck a guy, but you can fuck your brother for keeping quiet?

Put your hands on my tits, I'll sit on my dick, that's it, you're a man

It's for your daddy! Okay, you can fuck me, but in confidence 🤫

I mean, not getting laid before we go out, but who am I dressed up for?

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

She asked me to cum on my jeans - I thought there would be less sperm

Everyone fucks sisters in porn, and you won't give me a dick for revenge for a guy?

And what's NoNutNovember to me if I wake up and she's already on my dick?

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

Yes, friend, your wife is experienced - you should have suggested mfm earlier

He tied her up and put her on his dick - now she's obediently waiting for the sperm

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

Fucked a lesbian, and no wonder - a real dick is irreplaceable

I asked my sister for a hand job, and she spread her legs - how not to stick it in?

Oh, honey, are you on your way home? Take your time, I'm still on my friend's dick

Really 30+ cm dick? come on, I've been fucked like that before

I'm a cuckold, so I don't scold my wife because of her cheating, I only praise her

You're asking me to fuck you like a whore? I can do that, but then don't complain