You jerked off with my underwear, bro, so you're gonna fuck me, right?

When will the plumber realize it's not a pipe, it's my pussy that's leaking 🥲

I want a Snow Maiden in every home, for money she'll have sex with two people

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Spotted me jerking off and asks me to fuck her juicy 😳 That's right! 🫡

Tried all my favorite positions in one night with a new girlfriend

Such a tight ass needs preparation before anal — I'll insert a finger

I was timid, but she did it all by herself — every virgin's dream

You go to a bar with your friends, and when you leave with whores, I feel your pussy

Customer, buy an apartment! I'll suck your dick and give it to you for that!

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You don't suck and you don't like anal? No offense, but I'm gonna print out your ass

I don't know whose pussy is better, I'm gonna go in that one

Spent a year in the army and is willing to pay to touch boobs

Don't swear so loudly, or we'll get a complaint from the neighbors

Brother, stop thinking for a girl — I have a better body and in the anal I give

Never seen a mother masturbate? I'll fix that

Wife brought a friend for an orgy, and now she's watching and clearly jealous

We have weird friends, but we pretended not to see their sex

My stepmother begs me to fuck her, and I'm a virgin - what am I supposed to do?

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

A man came and cleaned up the mess we were making!

And I slept with boss fuck 🫣 Why, it's premium sex

I want to get back at my husband, and my friend has a hard-on. Coincidence? I don't think so 😏