Be patient, honey — if you dream about anal, it means you have to fuck your ass

With a tutor on your dick, it's more memorable and you don't have to jerk off afterwards

Oh yes, sis, the New Year's gift was really "fucked up"

Stop teasing me and driving your dick over my clit - put it in already

You won't let me have a threesome, then you can fuck me for two

Lolly Lips went to an interview and came home with sperm

How easy it is to negotiate with a nerd if you're a girl of experience

I'll fuck you in the ass while you're sucking, so get ready

No, brother, it's about time — I just had my finger in my pussy

She went to a club, gave a lefty dude ass. You don't fuck like that at home

When will the plumber realize it's not a pipe, it's my pussy that's leaking 🥲

I wasn't having sex, I was just jerking off to my aunt, she hinted at me to give it to her

Sexy dressed friend girl seduced a colleague for anal sex

The nerd fixed his girlfriend's computer and got laid for it

What am I paying for, bitch? Take off your pants, we'll deal with it

Now snap your fingers and this redhead will give herself to me completely

Isn't that my sister? I'll blackmail her, she won't get away with jerking off

Don't panic, no one knows us in the Crimea - we can fuck

Were you jerking me off, Dad? You better fuck me, but no fucking

She cheated on her husband, but she had an orgasm. That's how corporate works

Offers to cum on your tits, who are you to say no?

That's why she goes to a man for a massage - he puts it in her, well!

Husband let her go on vacation alone, and she cheated on him with a stranger

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better