My sister fucks me with her tits 💣 I'm gonna give her an orgasm and a butt flop

You're good with your mouth! Paying me like that makes me stoned

You're jerking off alone, aren't you? Look, it's my tits, so fuck me

I'm going on a date, but I can't suck a dick. Man, give me your dick

"Thanks for helping with the test, now can we get laid?"

So lazy to make dinner, why don't we just fuck on the table?

Your girlfriend is a whore, but that's not a bad thing. Check it out

Some people suck for gifts, but I just like beautiful dicks

Sister, did you learn how to spread your legs so well in college?

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

You say you're tired at work? You're about to fuckin' suck my dick

The 69 position was invented for lesbians to come at the same time

Tired of waiting for my sister to get stuck, I got stuck, let her fuck him

It's obvious she hasn't come in a long time. She screamed on my dick three times in a row

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Paid a student 200 bucks to show her boobs

The nurse came to the call and offered full service

The artist couldn't paint a portrait, but he fucked with his soul

No money — I had to pay for the pot in kind

Found her dream place and is ready to fuck the landlord for rent

Don't be sad, sister, but the guy fucker couldn't fuck you like that

She pretends to be modest while she's already fucked half the dorms

On New Year's Eve I was embarrassed, but on Old New Year's Eve I did sip a friend's dick