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TicToc cheated again, the pop-it for stress didn't help, but at least she came

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Are you asking me to fuck my hair? Okay, but first let me touch your tits

Tipping Delivery Club courier often, but this is the first time

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

Sunshine, look into your eyes when you come — am I trying for nothing?

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

My dick is full of lube, but it doesn't go all the way into my tight pussy

So, did you come with the cleaning? Now suck my dick, I didn't cum

You asked me out, gave me tea, and now you can fuck me for all you're worth

Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

Put a cold one on the bruise, and a cock on the pussy of a fallen passerby

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

Are you out of your fucking mind? You're not going to any club, though if you blow me...

Are you done? Now get on your knees and swallow again

- Lost your wish? Suck it. - I will, but you have to fuck me

How do you play with your boner? And when we fuck, that's how you concentrate

I'll cover my sister's mouth before daddy wakes up and sees us fucking

How do you get a delivery guy to have sex with you? Blackmail, and voila, you're on his dick

I'm sick of jerking off, I'm gonna teach my friend how to fuck, because he's still a virgin

Tired of waiting for my sister to get stuck, I got stuck, let her fuck him

Because he wasn't jerking off, so he got his sister while the girl was away