What's school, Dad? You better fuck me and let me go out at last

Checkmate, stupid! 😏 Come on, spread your pretty legs, I'll fuck you

The higher the salary, the lower the kissing - you give me a bonus and I'll suck your dick

Son, watch your mouth and don't call me a whore, or I won't let you

Listen, friend, you're my crash 😍 Would you like to give me an ero massage?

Burned her on the wank 👀 Now she'll let her cum inside for sure

Anally stretched is just like that, legs up to your ears and fucks you hard

You say you're not a lesbian? You fuck like an experienced 👍

Who are you guys and why should I watch you fuck? 😳

What do you think you're doing? I asked you to fuck me, and you're cumming in your stepmother

Don't be shy, bro, come on in or you're gonna live your life without sex

Doggystyle stands up, sits on his dick, just waiting to get her dick in

"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

I go in, and there's this charger 😳 So I threw her a creampie stick

Fuck, my condom's ripped! What am I supposed to do with this creampie?

He jerked off to his panty-less sister and got aroused - oh, shit, he got caught

Fuck, what an ass she has! I forgot you can't do stepmom 😉

- Ouch, where do you put your fingers and dick? - Sorry, wrong door

You'll know how to masturbate in the hostel 🪄 10 points to Gryffindor

As long as my wife doesn't find out that psychologist blew me

All she had on was her ass, so I fucked her there. What else could I do with her?

She showed me her tits, and I offered to fuck her pussy, and she said yes

Girlfriend dumped you? I'm gonna fuck my stepmom now 👍

I'll spread my legs for his best friend