Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Giving it to my pussy to keep quiet about my masturbation is genius

Sweetie, you forgot about the eggs — take them in your hand and kick them

Less than a minute? Be sure to write in the comments that you can do it longer

Why do you keep jerking off and massaging your balls — get your dick in your throat already

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Oh, sorry I woke you up, I just wanted to sperm inside so bad

She gave a blowjob in the freezing cold — she kept herself warm and helped a stranger

I haven't even woken up yet, and the guy's already sticking his dick in me. Okay, that's the kind of thing I like

Which one of us is the loser? I only enjoy being fucked

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

Guess what this babe had to drink after giving her brother a blowjob

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

I fulfill all the desires of my beloved. She asks for sperm in her mouth, she gets it

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Croissant and rain — that's what you need for first date sex

We love sex so much that even in the heat we can't keep our hands off each other

The beloved was not even surprised that she received a gift of a penis again

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Made a babe swallow cock to distract from a boring book

A friend girl noticed that I got horny while I was taking pictures of her for Twitter

I couldn't cum on my own, so I called my boyfriend to help me

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test