Some will jerk off to the computer, some will jerk off to her - what's your choice?

Cum inside and make sure it doesn't leak out. I just wanted a dick

Remember, friend girl, that's how you give a teacher and an "A" on the exam is yours

I fell for the fact that I can't fuck. He's gonna freak when I sit on his dick

There's no money, there's a mouth and a pussy, you can fuck me if you want, but don't drive me out of the crib

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

Sister, no, I won't let you go on a date — I'll fuck an ass like that myself

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

She can't undress or cum herself — I have to do everything

Friend, I promised to make it up to you, fuck me wherever you want

My roommate burst in on me and got naked — and fuck her now

Remember, baby — he who fucks decides where he comes

It's been a long time since I licked your pussy, so for February 14 I'm going to give you cunnilingus

Don't take that sex toy, brother, or who else is going to fuck me?

And there's nothing to tease and show your tits — now sit on your dick

She won't wait till the second date to see how her pussy flows

Since when do we have such professionals working in our ambulance?!

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally

Here's a great way to get your naive neighbor to cheat on you

I don't like to stay in debt — I'd rather just suck my dick for dinner at the cafe

Tired of fucking with a rubber dick? Here's a real one

I called the programmer and didn't get dressed — of course, he fell for it!

Bought and fucked a girl's shaved pussy in front of her boyfriend