Why should we drink tea when we can have anal sex?

My girlfriend is always ready to fuck — it's a sin not to take advantage of that

I screwed up and couldn't fix my laptop, but at least I talked him into a blowjob

"That's not my order, I demand compensation — take your pants off quickly."

I hurt my beloved by ignoring him, but I found a way to make it up to him

What's more important to you — a report for the boss or a horny girl?

She offered to film home sex — come on, get on your dick

What happens in dumb porn if a girl gets stuck in the washer?

I'm so fucked up at work, I want to take a bath and my dick

Didn't let me sleep on my day off, but at least I knew how to suck my dick

Picked up a blonde in Tinder — she sucked me off in the hallway

The redheaded stranger girl even agrees to a creampie for a brand new iPhone

Started the new year 2021 with a batch of fresh sperm right in her pussy

Tired and allowed only to stroke her pussy, but the guy broke up

"I'm busy, let me play The Witcher!" — but my sister needs a penis right away

Not enough attention for a girl — had to put away my laptop and pull out my dick

The beloved was not even surprised that she received a gift of a penis again

I ordered a pizza and already spent the money in kind

100% true story — got stuck in the washing machine and was fucked by her brother

She broke up with a boyfriend to finally seduce her roommate

I let my cum on my hair, because semen has a lot of useful protein

I was only going to suck it, but I got a taste for it and stood up doggystyle

"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it