I fell in love 😍 I had three orgasms, that's how I got her 💪🏻

Instead of paying, get up doggystyle - I rented your place for a reason

The realtor has my cum on her boobs 😳 She's got very salesy boobs

What is it, they don't let you jerk off at home, they fuck you right away

I lost my first blowjob at cards - I have to suck a friend off, there's no way out

That nurse took my sperm in her mouth personally, professional

She just gave it to me and I came in her right away, that's a serious relationship

How did my sperm end up on her ass when she came in as a friend?

Take the package, and fuck me - it's New Year's Eve, you can do anything 🎁

- First date, and you're a piece of work. - How do you know if you're a good fuck?

You're jerking off with some bullshit again, and your wife has no orgasm and no creampie

Cums face instead of helping with the exam. Does the professor have to suck on it, too?

Why look for a girlfriend, I'll cum on my sister - her boyfriend doesn't know

She said she cummed, and she didn't lie, she squirted all over my dick

You're not ready for a cramp, even though you're 18, I'll cum, so go to school

The guy's gone, and I got you a new dick - mine! Suck it and you'll feel better

You suck him off and I'll jerk you off. We fuck with guys for a change

She was cumming and shaking every minute, and I did it once, but what a ride 💪

You could have just said thank you, but that's okay too 😏

You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

She showed me her tits, so I fucked her. I hope my wife doesn't find out

Honey, this cock is going to fuck me - wait late and with a creampie

He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro

The nurse asked me to fuck her in the mouth, but I gave it to her - it's more effective