Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

My face is all over my son's sperm! How am I supposed to take him to vocational school?

I'm no longer a virgin, but a father. Inexperienced, I came inside

While my stepmom sucked me off, I held on - let me in, I peed my pants 💦

You say your wife isn't cheating on you? Who am I coming on now 😏

Asking for a massage? I'm on it! Maybe he'll sit on my dick out of gratitude

I was in a bar and I didn't get a picture. Neighbor, why don't you fuck me 😉 😉

Lie down, I'll suck your dick, otherwise why did you bring me home?

How often is your husband away on business? I'd like to get another load on my ass

With me, it's easy to talk to me. Take your dick in your mouth and ask for what you want

Okay, fine, I'll be your first man (that's cheating!)

I came, I fucked, I had an orgasm 🔥 But my stepson went down on me

I'm already naked, why don't you fuck me? I told you, I want a dick

I got a hard-on because I got a hard-on for your tits 🍆 Shall we fuck? 😏

Am I too late? Some dick has already been in all my sister's holes

Who could have expected that? Cum on pussy and put it in again 🤯

I don't know you, but I know your dick - even fits in my throat 👌

Son, don't be shy, come closer and unpack your father's gift

One more second and the bitch will realize that I was peeping and jerking off on her

Are we sure we're still playing chess? I think I'm gonna pee on her

Asking to fuck her and cum in her mouth - so I did, I couldn't refuse

That's how you take a picture of your sister for her boyfriend - I couldn't resist, and there's a creampie in it

The mean bitch didn't want to fuck, but the guy got his way

You've got an ass like that in front of you. ♨️ Can you resist taking a dump?