You haven't had sex in a year? I almost choked in here

It's not for nothing that you kept your virginity until this wedding, boss, but you need a job, too

She's the one that's leaking lube on my dick, but she won't let me cum in her pussy

She can't undress or cum herself — I have to do everything

Performs marital duties, whether she wants to or not

So, did you come with the cleaning? Now suck my dick, I didn't cum

My dick is full of lube, but it doesn't go all the way into my tight pussy

Almost got a D, but she remembered that she can suck an A

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

Come to the retake and you haven't taken your pants off yet? At least lick your pussy

I'll arouse her, and then she'll take my cock in her hand and down her throat

And you shouldn't have watched porn at work — now stand there and bear it

Fucked harder to last and then fuck her friends

When is H&M going to open — I haven't had a blowjob for clothes in a long time

I live with my parents, so I fuck strangers right in the toilet cafe

So ask for help after that — he fucked his mother and didn't even ask

My dick was full of sperm — I pumped it into this babe's vagina

My wife gives it to me once a month, but her secretary is a real slut

What kind of cheating is this — just checking out a bed with a realtor

You can't live on one maid's salary, so you have to work around the clock... on a dick

Student beauty is even willing to squirt on the table, if only not to learn

I gave a blowjob and a riming, I gave it from behind — I don't want to lose any more

No, friend girl, kissing is boring. Let's call the guys, they have dicks

Cab driver, you drive, don't look back, and I'll come and give you five stars