Uncle Kol, why did you take off your pants? What other debt are you going to take with you? 😳

You want to go on vacation? Well, you can jerk off to the boss with your legs and give yourself to him on the table

Already you're moaning, and it's only a finger, but with a penis you're going to yell?

Honey, I'm sorry — I was looking at the new underwear, so I came inside

Courier, tear up the pantyhose and fuck — I will not give back the order from the Mac

I don't cheat for a guy, but sometimes I blow his friends in the entryway

Is my husband cheating and I'm not allowed to? I came to whore with strangers

Sis, don't be sad for your ex, that asshole didn't lick your ass

Bro, how about this: you touch my boobs, but don't tell your mom about porn?

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Called a whore and her mother came, wanted a blowjob and asked to cum

Yes, honey, I missed you, but don't put your dick so deep

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

Baldy, check out how great my pussy is, and I'm already naked — shall we fuck?

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

The courier was fucked up — she met me naked and asked me to spank her

Sis, why bother going to the party when I've already found myself a bitch?

Courier, what's not to understand? You fuck me and the pizza is free

Bitch, I pay you money and you're fucking around, by the way, about the dick

She swears, shakes and fucks like a whore, so she's squirting

You're not a stupid employee, just fuck your boss already

Bro, I know how to play, just give me that vibrating gamepad

Be patient and don't cum, you want a simultaneous orgasm with this pussy

Fuck me in the anus before the party so you don't want to go around in circles