My ex said she hadn't cum in three months - well, what am I for? 🤫

I get off on rimming, or he'll lick my dick and stick it up my ass

The deeper you take it in your mouth, the faster you get cum on your face 😉

I'm so current... I can have two orgasms! From my cock and from my fingers

I asked you to sleep, not sleep, son! But you can fuck me, okay

A finger in the ass is nice, but we'd better call another negro for the mfm

And my fucker's son fucks better, and why didn't I let him before

Sister, are you looking for some bullshit? Wait, I'll put my dick in you myself

Ahhh, fuck, he's got an Apple Watch on his dick instead of an erection ring

Cock in her throat, fingers between her legs - and that's it, she cums until she cramps

Oh, come on, you guys are fucking?! And your mother isn't fucked, you selfish people

I'll put my dick in and you'll get some internal support

Sister, you're really drunk, aren't you? Well, you'll forget everything, and I'll throw you a stick

Sister, are you stuck? Lucky I'm watching porn, I'm going to pull my dick out

I'm here for you guys 🥵 Because without the fmf we won't know if it can hold two

Sister, did you learn how to suck dicks? Show me, but I've already seen you naked

If you know how to fuck, prove it. If you can make me orgasm, I'll believe you

Let's do homework so my husband can jerk off to me instead of porn

I put it in my wife's friend😨 She wanted to fuck, it's not my fault

What the fuck is a babysitter, I'm 20 years old? If you don't want to fuck with me, then stay

She showed her tits where to cum, said she knew what she came for👌

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

Of course it's a dream - it's not like I fucked my twins in real life

So Lois Griffin made Peter a cooch! And this one turned out to be a whore