Daughter, I'm fucked! I'm not gonna whip you, but I'm gonna fuck you. I gotta punish you somehow

I've been wanting to go down on my mom for a long time - she's against it, of course, but I don't give a fuck

Is this the underwear you fucked all your money on? I'm gonna fuck you in the anus for sure

Student, what do you mean, the first time? Where you look, put it in

What a wife my dad got - he's asleep and she's fucking her son

Tongue fucked her friend, and what happens next is a surprise to her

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

"I forbid you to breathe, bitch!" - That's a real tough throat fuck

"I fuck better," declared a colleague, and to prove it, she licked

It's been a long time since I went to fuck my neighbor, and her husband still owes me

What's the softest way to tell a guy he's a cuckold, because my brother's already in me

Her ass is on fire from a hard flogging, so it's time to get it rough from behind

Yes, I'm drunk and I agreed to get laid, but creampie is too much

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

Late to fuck, fuck twice as hard - I wasn't jerking off, I was waiting

Son, so I want a baby, what's the big deal - come inside me (what a fool)

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Let's not break tradition - you give me anal every New Year's Eve

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

You're quite a bunny - don't forget to jump on your dick

Sister, don't worry, the sex will be safe - I'll cum in your mouth