Hey, are you crazy? I'm not giving you my laptop! Oh, I'll give it to you for the creampie

You go to a bar with your friends, and when you leave with whores, I feel your pussy

I wanted to jerk off, and the friend girl, out of habit, saw the cock and took it in her mouth

Put a cold one on the bruise, and a cock on the pussy of a fallen passerby

Listen, are you a mulatto or an Asian? Whatever, sit on your dick

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

Baby, swallow your dick and don't forget your balls and you'll be covered in sperm

You shouldn't be rubbing your hand, buddy, why don't you rub my pussy?

Never had a girlfriend? Here, touch your pussy, gain experience

Brother, you're going away without me for two weeks? Who's going to suck your dick?

Called a whore and her mother came, wanted a blowjob and asked to cum

Here I get sucked, there my friends get licked — why don't we fuck together?

Baby down her panties and pussy — ready for orgasm

Stop whining that it hurts — swallow your dick, or I'll spank you again

Sister, why don't we play? But there's no time to waste. Take your clothes off

Is it her lover fucking her in the throat or her husband? Either way he's cheating

Baldy, check out how great my pussy is, and I'm already naked — shall we fuck?

Did you secretly jerk off to that ass, bro? All right, I'll help in any way I can

My father married a whore so he and I would have someone to stick it in

What's there to think about — here are Airpods for you, if you agree to get laid

You're taking a piss on the phone, but this way you can at least do something useful — suck it

Fuck, there's no money, but there's no pain, so why are you sucking cocks again?!