I was on my way to get laid, and my sister was there - well, what can you do, she gave me one too

Don't scream so loudly from your orgasms, we're in the hotel - they'll complain again!

I'll put my girlfriends on my dick myself, or else they don't offer fmf, and they don't cum

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Ouch, where are you putting it, it's a butt! (eh, I hoped he wouldn't notice)

The guy calls again - as if he knows that I persuaded a friend to lick me

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I called a whore, and my sister came and wouldn't give it to me - suck it, or I'll give it to my mom

- Wait, there's a friend girl! - Let her close her eyes, I want to have sex

Do you let all your friends fuck your wife? Then I'd rather have a condom

Are you horny? I'll suck your dick, but don't let it happen again, son!

How can you sleep when you're next to such an asshole - help, daddy won't know

Ero massage? I thought it was going to be a regular... Well, you get me hot, you fuck me

A great hostel is one where strangers quietly take in their mouths

Don't be gentle, fuck two cocks at once, my wife is experienced

You can't just sleep in the same bed with your mother, you have to fuck!

Awkward to fuck a friend's girlfriend, but look how she's flowing on his dick

I don't need to get knocked up, so I only take a cum in my mouth

Yes, we suck together. What do you do if your taste in men is the same?

- Are we being tricked into having sex? - Yeah, it's too late to say no, let them fuck us

Where are you going? Don't leave your mother without an orgasm, come back and fuck her

I woke you up, I'll fuck you - and you shouldn't sleep without panties

If I bend even lower, will he get the idea that I'm here to fuck?