I have a date, but I don't know how to put on a condom 👀 I'll ask my mom to help me

You're messing around with some bitch again! Son, trust me, it's better with your stepmom

I woke up and my brother had a hard-on... Did you not cum inside me while I was sleeping?

I don't know what to do about my stepson 🤷‍♀️ I go to bed, and he keeps hitting on me

Stop, bro, keep going—you just came in my ass 🙈

She's got my cum inside her 👀 Well, actually, she was the one who wanted to have sex first

Here's 5 grand. Now you're going to give me a fuck and a blowjob (and show me your tits)

Persistence is her middle name; she walked in and said, "Fuck me!"

— I promised to give you a blowjob, and I'll keep my word! — Can I fuck you later? 😌

It's a good thing my wife doesn't ask what I'm doing with the secretary so late at night

This is no joke: it's better to sleep with your stepsister than with a hooker from a club

The guy's running late, so let's do something... Maybe we should have sex?

I'm having sex with my wife, and a sex therapist is watching us... So what? It's just normal therapy

I thought I was having sex with my wife, but it turned out to be her sister... Oh well, I came—whether it happened or not

I had nothing to do with it 🎮 I got so caught up in the game that I didn't even notice when I walked into her

Just let's skip the penetration—just cum from rubbing your dick against me

He got a mistress and didn't even tell me 🤬 And I've always dreamed of a threesome

Holy shit, you're jerking off in my closet... Well, wanna have sex?

She sat on my face and came 🥵 And I'd love to stick my dick in her myself

You can never have too much sex ☝🏻 He cums in her mouth before she leaves the house 💦

I felt her boobs—they're big 🤤 I wish my sister would let me fuck her

Yeah, I fucked your friend—apologize! Want to fuck me, too?

Are you some kind of squirtologist? If so, my girlfriend and I are ready to show you our pussies

You were hiding those tits, sis? Come on, let me touch them and fuck you