Roughly explained to the girl that when there is a boner, all business is canceled

Do you take sex for repairs? Fine, fuck every penny of it

I'm going to see a therapist and I'm going to hold out for the entire of No Nut November. Oh, that didn't help

The chiromancer didn't see shit, but satisfied the virgin client

Gave her friend another chance, and he poured cum all over his face and glasses again

Talking dirty and stretching your tight clit for your krempai

A compilation of convulsive orgasms on a girl's behalf

I can clean the apartment myself — I call the maids in for sex

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

Honey, wake up! No, go back to sleep, I'll take care of your boner

I came to cheer up my brother, but I didn't cheer him up, I cheered up his dick

"What are you showing off for? Shut up and enjoy yourself, bitch."

Redhead threw off her clothes in hopes of hot sex, it's cold

Sister, make up your mind — now you want your hands off, and now you're asking me to

Don't be sad, sister, but the guy fucker couldn't fuck you like that

"Here's the money, take your clothes off. Just keep in mind, I want to go without a condom."

Hiding from your big sister? Of course I'm not, just suck my dick

What a great way to jerk off with your sister's panties... Shit, I got you again!

I kept thinking how I could get my girlfriend to have sex with me. And she gave herself to me

Are we going to fuck? What else is there to do alone with a blonde in the woods?

Well I'm late, please don't take my big ass by force

I totally pissed her off — I neutralized the bitch by fucking her in the car

We'll have tea later, because I came to get laid. When do we start?

I told my girlfriend to fuck off and she took it too literally