You took Viagra and no girl? Fuck your sister, but first a blowjob

No time for anal, wife's asleep, pass the grade with a throat blowjob

Wait, I can't suck it. I have to tell a guy a quick lie

Cums two hotties up and down, you're gonna count all the camshots?

You got caught jerking off, let me jerk you off myself - with my dick 😏

She asked for a creampie, I came in her. I put my panties on and nothing happened!

I'm not jealous of my dad's new girlfriend (but blackmailed and fucked 😎)

She asked me to fuck her, I fucked her and I never gave her the discount 😉 😉

Shit, I'm so fucked up, out of the Friendzone and straight into alimony

Are you out of your mind, bro? Why did you pull out your dick? Okay, at least I'm gonna come

She gets stuck and calls me for help - high, now I've got my sister's ass in my hands

I jerked off to her, and then I creampied her. I guess I'm a dad now

Stop fucking around and jack off between your tits and in your mouth

I got lost in the woods and now I'm standing here sucking a stranger's dick

Neighbor, why humiliate me like this, can't you just give me money? (no)

You fucked me and now it's my fault? Stepmother, that's not fair

What's going to happen? She got stuck and asked a friend for help

"Shut up and suck a dick," and he put it in so hard it made my throat crumple

Gave a student sex party and got knocked up? Oh, fuck it! (cringe)

Guy threw a student sex party - give a stranger a pussy, it'll make you feel better

Take your dick out of your mouth and tell me what you're doing under your brother's blanket

Oh, the penis is in the girlfriend and the semen is in the girlfriend's penis. One time won't do anything, will it?

I was waiting for a friend and his wife came in - okay, I'll fuck her 😏

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up