I fucked a black woman! How did that happen? A girl just wouldn't let me...

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave

I squirted on my friend's girl and she left, now I'm squirting on his dick

Don't tell me you're gonna fuck that nigger! Hey, I'm still here

Giving in the ass - appreciate it, but if you want an orgasm, take a chance and give a pussy

That awkward moment when a guy's dad fucks better than the guy