Called a whore to the hotel to avoid embarrassing himself in front of his wife and neighbors

It's so aesthetically pleasing 🩷 It makes you want to do all sorts of naughty things with it

She's so fucking hot 🤎 I couldn't believe I fucked her myself

My friends are suckers, they got drunk and went home to sleep, and I found my dick

Called the hotel clerk to the room and demanded that he pull out his dick

Fuck me wherever you want, but don't cum in my pussy — I'll swallow the sperm

Forget the wife, in the hotel problems are solved by fucking the receptionist

Where's the "thank you" for bringing me to the ocean? Get on your knees

Pretended to be a cool youtuber and tricked a stranger into sex