On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

Forget the wife, in the hotel problems are solved by fucking the receptionist

Man, why did you invite me home? So fuck me, don't get distracted

Maryana Rose, call a friend, we need to test your asses

Spent the money and you know what's going to happen to you now — on your knees

It took me so long to get ready for our date, and he just came on my hair

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

Screaming like a madwoman and getting a cum on her hair

A tipsy student beauty takes turns with the guys