And danced and stood up doggystyle — that's the kind of innuendo about sex I understand

Oh, that's a lot of thick sperm! I've got to lick it all off!

Yes, anal can be painful, but what vivid orgasms, honey!

Spent the money and you know what's going to happen to you now — on your knees

An anal orgasm and a squirt are worth a leaky mascara, I assure you

A flight attendant got tired of fucking on board and fucked a passerby herself

Fuck me wherever you want, but don't cum in my pussy — I'll swallow the sperm

Fuck me like a bitch, but don't ask me where I was so late

This nurse's methods, though ineffective, are very pleasant

A student flatly refused to study until he gets laid

Where's the "thank you" for bringing me to the ocean? Get on your knees

The blonde can't decide what to wear on a first date

Doesn't matter about the salary when the employee has such a perfect ass

Called a whore to the hotel to avoid embarrassing himself in front of his wife and neighbors

Don't tell your parents we're having sex instead of economics

She gives herself again for the new year, and then asks for expensive clothes

So she was getting ready for her date, and the guy dumped her — she took it out on her brother

"Do you want me to show you how I cum when I'm home alone?"

This is what a girl does to wait for her boyfriend from the army

She turned her lover on with an erotic dance and gave herself to the fullest extent

The mean bitch didn't want to fuck, but the guy got his way

Called an expensive escort and fucked her without a rubber band on the windowsill

Come on in and show your body! — ordered a VIP escort for an hour

Didn't have money for a gift — gave myself as a New Year present