Jerk off to a sleeping woman, she'll sit on your dick when she wakes up (but that's not certain)

Why would you put it on your face? Now friend girl will know I've been fucking around

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

I know how to wake up a baby girl without an alarm clock — a dick, of course

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Come all over me 💦 I want you to come all over me

And home porn is easy to make — fuck your doggystyle friend and that's it

Cums into a tattooed girlfriend to get her pregnant for sure

Remember, friend girl, that's how you give a teacher and an "A" on the exam is yours