There are no more presents under the tree, but I'm going to fuck that pussy

You don't have to seduce this roommate, she comes right out without her panties

Remember, friend girl, that's how you give a teacher and an "A" on the exam is yours

Get high on your dick while I let you — as soon as you get bored, I'll pour sperm in your mouth

And home porn is easy to make — fuck your doggystyle friend and that's it