It's a wank vibrator, you don't massage your face with it, you massage your G-spot!

I've always wanted to have sex with an Asian girl. I'll fuck her on the rent. Deal?

That's the "deep throat" thing - her throat squeezes through and she doesn't choke

She gave her lover to her daughter so she wouldn't rat her husband out. Fuckers

Fuck me and dump your girlfriend - I'm hotter, come on 😉

"Get on your knees and swallow!" - I'm a psychologist like that. That'll be 5 grand

That's how to work at home if a guy is constantly sticking his dick from behind

Couldn't pay for the pizza — made me pay with my cunt

Me and the negro were satisfying the Asian girl, she wanted to be fucked by two men

I've cheated on my husband before, but I've never been fucked in the ass by five Negroes at once

Incredibly cute 🩷 But I was hitting her hard, she was cumming and flowing

That's control! At the last moment, he pulled out his cock and cum in her mouth

My sister asked me to put sperm in her coffee because she ran out of cream

There's a lot of Asian girls, but I only fuck this one. She gets right on my dick - love

Cums so hard that a cramp went through my whole body

It's a fiasco, bro 🤯 Wife came home and I friend cums

She told me to cum, so I did... into you (we're family now 🫢)

No commission to the realtor because I took a load of pussy

All the dicks are down my mom's throat, and I'm down there licking her - when is it my turn?

Mary Rock came to the mountains to ride a black dick, not ski

You're almost naked, don't be surprised by the boner! Even though I'm an employee, I'll fuck you

I didn't expect the neighbor to offer sex in the elevator, so I fucked her without a dildo

Son, tell me, are you retarded or do you want a brother? Why did you cum in me?

Maids lick not only the apartment, but also the client's ass