I'm a delivery guy, I delivered a pizza, I fucked you in fmf, you'll share the cum

Let me come inside you, and you can come out of the woods with sperm on your face

They told me, "Don't go into the woods alone, or they'll fuck you. So I went

1 compliment and a glass of wine, and I'm ready to come on my face

I pretended to be unconventional, and she took off her pants and rubbed her anus

She started the acquaintance by showing her tits - I get the hint! Here's the cock, sit down

Are you from Yandex Foods? I'll tell you yes! So fuck me instead of paying me

"Get on your knees and swallow!" - I'm a psychologist like that. That'll be 5 grand

The payment at the psychologist's office went through and... she sucked me off and gave me a blowjob! 😳

I knew right away that the guy was a virgin, he came twice in a row

You guys are the reason I'm in a flood! So fuck me with two dicks non-stop

And this realtor's experienced-- she knows it's easier to rent a place naked

The robbers forgot the purpose of their visit and fucked a juicy blonde

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

My husband and I have 1 mistress for two - not cheating, but compromise 👌🏻

Of course I am. I'm willing to give myself for an iPhone

Fuck this one, suck that one. Yeah, I usually get lucky in threesomes

Holy shit, tits on display! I'll fuck her and cum all over her - ecstasy 🤤

Let's fuck two cocks at once, because my secretary Lola Taylor

A woman dentist gave a patient instead of treating her teeth

So what if you don't know her? Look at her tits, come and fuck her

I had an orgasm through anal 🍑 Doctor, you're a professional

Had sex with a tinderbox bitch while she was talking to a boyfriend

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!