What am I doing wrong? I'm giving it to all my clients, but the apartment's not selling

Come in and make yourself at home - I'm always ready for orgasms

Patient, you have all the symptoms of the disease, you should do a blowjob test

Whoa, easy! I'm a plumber, though. I could be a fucker for those boobs

Tear up your tights and fuck me. Your roommate didn't fuck me, but I'm hungry for cock

I don't suck on the 1st date, but I liked you, I'll even give you a 😏

Therapy works! When I fuck a psychologist, I feel better

I haven't met you yet, but I've already taken my panties off, so fuck me there, huh?

Get undressed! Blackmail me and you'll give it to me like a sweetheart

Rewatched an anime — called up a plump chick and fucked her on the couch

The photographer was surprised I wasn't wearing panties — well, how do you pay for pictures?

She almost fainted — hard sex in front of her lover

What you put that finger in instead of your dick, massage it properly!

Fucked up the psychologist with stories about cheating — now he's going to fuck her up

Wow, the neighbor's jerking off, I'm gonna fuck her, she wants to squirt

Don't judge me, but I paid for this trip by fucking and cumming

Why is the fucking delivery so expensive? I'm gonna have to cheat on my husband again

Courier, that's a real fuck-up. You only get a face flop for that

Stop thinking about your wife — take me and the apartment. Convincing?

That's the kind of FUCKING gift I made for my girlfriend, and for myself as well

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

Awesome, you catch a thief, I'll let you go, but show some skill in sex 😏

Do you do porn? Let me give you a ride... on my dick

The customer stood up doggystyle at the fitting, and the salesman aimed at her anal