A guy in the bathroom taking a shower, and what am I supposed to do? I'm gonna go fuck my neighbor 💡 💡

Wearing a strap-on for Halloween, not a costume, pussy at risk

I bought this lingerie for my sweetheart, but I loved the delivery girl in it first

Client paid too little for repairs, decided to teach the bitch a lesson

And the massage isn't bad, and your ass is nice. I'll fuck you in the anus, would you mind?

Eromassage to a man is over - 3 orgasms and a camshot on the ass decorated

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

Gave it to the first man she met and let him cum on her panties

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

- I accept payment in dicks. In rubles? - No, get your dick out and fuck me

Courier, I don't want pizza from you, I want sperm in my pussy. Just get on with it

I'm not cleaning, I'm naked! By the way, would you like to sit on my dick?

I'm being cums by someone's husband, and I feel good about it, and I'm a slut, yeah

Your bitch won't give it to you in the anus? Samsung Sam's assistant will help you out here, too

I'm sorry, but you can't fit that in your butt no matter how you twist it

You guys are the reason I'm in a flood! So fuck me with two dicks non-stop

Not with a realtor! We signed a contract on our tits with sperm

I fucked the delivery guy for fun, but how did I know he was married!

Fuck. His condom broke on the first date 😰 He's gonna be a daddy now

We're not even going to have coffee? We're just going to have sex right away?

Fucked her to orgasm and cummed 2 times himself - fucked up prediction 💦

He came in the realtor and ran away. I wasn't gonna take that apartment

Okay, fuck you 😣 But write a good review after you're done

The debt collector came, and my husband was at soccer — I paid the debt in kind