They even put it in her anus! Now we'll always fly business class

I'll call an electrician, because the light bulb is out and I want to fuck

Master, the pipes are leaking, I'm already standing naked, hinting for sex

I was afraid that my girlfriend was cheating, so I cheated just in case

I gave it to a stranger without any money — he's on vacation and I'm horny

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

Since when do we have such professionals working in our ambulance?!