Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

I was afraid that my girlfriend was cheating, so I cheated just in case

"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Do you take sex for repairs? Fine, fuck every penny of it

I'm a nurse, I know how to help strangers — with my pee, of course

Convinced a shy passerby that he needed sex and fucked him

Don't worry, stranger girl, I'll fuck you first and give you your clothes later