Fuck, my neighbor showed me her tits - now I can fuck her

No money, but you can be in me instead of fingers, okay?

My mother sucks, and I'll suck! But she's for a stranger, and I'm for a guy

I'll give it to a debt collector and he'll forgive me all my debts (well, he hasn't)

Driver, I don't have any money and I don't want to walk

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

I love riding the train, I always let my fellow passengers fuck me in the cunt

Not much money, but it's no problem - I can give you a throat blowjob in a heartbeat

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

No, no, put the napkin away! You're a cuckold, lick someone else's sperm with your tongue

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)