I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

No, no, put the napkin away! You're a cuckold, lick someone else's sperm with your tongue

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

And I'm not a whore, and the driver is married, but you have to pay for the trip

Why the fuck did you tear my tights? Fuck me now, I can't go home

Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

At first I didn't understand why my neighbor was undressing, and then I realized

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

And I worked out and got an orgasm - that's the kind of lifestyle I like

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

One black girl for anal, one for rimming - they'll all cum 👌