Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

All the beauties are whores, you only need to offer the right amount of money

I'm not a whore, I just always thank kind strangers with my pussy

He fixed my phone and my lonely pussy

Son, stop doing nonsense, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Fucking hell, you jumped in the pool! Now jump on your dick

I'll call an electrician, because the light bulb is out and I want to fuck

Gee, I just picked up a hottie and she just stood up

I'll rub my back, I'll put it on my dick — everything in our hotel is for clients

I want pizza, but I can't afford it... Oh, I got it, I'm gonna pay with my wife's pussy

I told the foreman right away to fuck harder and cum in the ass

If the husband is a workaholic, the wife has to give herself to couriers

Croissant and rain — that's what you need for first date sex

You'll do anything to win, even give to your friend's brother

The new girl hasn't yet learned how to massage, so she just fucks clients

So that's the secret of your clinic — you give anal sex to everyone

If you like to ride, you like to suck strangers' cocks, bitch

"Fuck me some more!" — a prostitute screams to please her client

The waitress didn't leave a tip — had to fuck for her change

That's it, I won't give my son any more, not even for a massage — I'll look for fuckers outside the house

Picked up a stranger, got her drunk on wine... ...and there she was, ass up

Will you take me for a ride in your car? And I'll show you my tits, or I'll put my ass on it

Come on, bitch, you want free food, get up for a delivery boy

You shouldn't have said you liked anal — now give me your ass