I go to a masseur to get laid, I squirm in the hands of a specialist

She asked for an erotic massage, so I jerked her off. Isn't that the same thing?

Am I not getting laid or is it the psychologist? But she's so fuckable, I couldn't resist

I gave my client a G-spot for a blowjob in front of my husband, they got high together

I sucked off a guy on the bus, a guy spotted us. Now I'm jerking off to him, too

What a whore, submitting and convulsing like an electric shock

Husband, what are you doing? Come here and lick someone else's creampie, you cuckold

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

Wife fucks the ex, what bitches 🤯 Both on cock and squirt, quick!

What do you mean, sex at the appointment doesn't help? Don't panic, that's how I treat everyone

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

Asian girls, don't fight, dick alone. Let's get some fmf

Are you sure you're a salesman? You fuck me so hard I've already come twice

So what, I'll scream from orgasms on the loader's dick - there's no money

I'm not a whore, but I'm willing to get laid for money

How to get laid on a train? - Buy a hitchhiker a Coke and she's yours

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Why are you surprised? At my school, everyone takes their exams through bed

"Holy shit," said the courier... And fucked another man's wife in the ass