Dude, I was expecting a cumshot and you just pissed right in my mouth? 😳

It's lucky that my wife has a twin - you can fmf, and she's not jealous

I'm the best fuck, so stick it in, don't be embarrassed. We'll get to know each other later

The deeper you take it in your mouth, the faster you get cum on your face 😉

I rented an apartment and the landlady had such an ass - I took her off too 🍑

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

She fucks me and I haven't even paid her yet

Rough anal, can you try it out on the bed? I'll provide the ass

Fuck, I've been gone for half an hour and you already have someone else's sperm in your mouth

Why turn me in to the police? I can lick you and fuck you in the anus

And take a picture of me fucking a stranger - I want to piss off my ex

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

Why is the hotel so fucking expensive? Oh, I get it, it's a cunt service

Actually, I'm not like that, but for money, yes, and you can even anal

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

A great hostel is one where strangers quietly take in their mouths

- Are we being tricked into having sex? - Yeah, it's too late to say no, let them fuck us

If I bend even lower, will he get the idea that I'm here to fuck?

So what if we don't know each other yet, can you suck a dick? Go to

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Look what I filmed! What a masseuse would do for a good review

Oops, wanted to get back at my husband, but accidentally made him a cuckold 🫠

Oops, the maids fell asleep instead of cleaning - nothing, she'll work it off with her mouth

And the stranger is a fucking great fuck, I didn't invite him to my room for nothing