How can I not fuck a Negro when he's got the biggest dick I've ever seen?

Cum inside, fuck! I wanted to fuck the delivery guy, not have a baby with him

You fucked two people and came in one? That's okay, we'll lick it off and share the cum

I was sitting there naked, wanting sex, and I walked by and gave it to her

Why would you put it on your face? Now friend girl will know I've been fucking around

Psychologist, I don't cum from meditation, can I switch to masturbation?

Twins, I'm cumming on your boyfriend's face, why don't you suck him off?

Oh, you cheated on your husband, whatever, this dude fucks and licks better

Hey, you spilled semen on my glasses. How am I supposed to work?

I went to a psychologist, now I can jerk off - that's psychotherapy

No, no, no, no police! I'll fuck you to orgasm and we'll call it even

Dude, I was expecting a cumshot and you just pissed right in my mouth? 😳

I let my wife go for a massage, and look what she did

At least lick my ass, it doesn't count as cheating

It's lucky that my wife has a twin - you can fmf, and she's not jealous

I'm fucking a milf and she's screaming - if only her husband wouldn't wake up, he'd burn her😥

And you're roomy - your dick goes all the way in from below and above, wow

I came inside my traveling companion and I don't care, I won't see her again

Cum in me, and my husband will see - he's a cuckold and wants kids

The deeper you take it in your mouth, the faster you get cum on your face 😉

What the fuck is a babysitter, I'm 20 years old? If you don't want to fuck with me, then stay

I rented an apartment and the landlady had such an ass - I took her off too 🍑

I'm on vacation and I want to get on my dick. Drinking with a stranger, what if he fucks me?

Two cocks at once! I didn't expect that. But you have to pay for the dentist