Young lady, why are you so angry? I'll lick your pussy, that's all

"Why have a wife when you can have me?" — The best psychologist's advice

It's not nice to fuck a silly girl, but it gives you a place to flush your sperm

You want to go home and you don't have any money? Take my dick in your mouth, I'll take you home

Everyone knows what Tinder is for, here's some wine and let's get laid already

Oh, and the delivery guy isn't a guy... All right, I'll fuck the girl, I want pizza

What you put that finger in instead of your dick, massage it properly!

Husband, I'm going to have sex with a left-handed man, and you keep quiet — now you're a cuckold!

Stranger, are you also going to the Crimea? Let me suck your dick, we need to get acquainted

What do you mean, you can't pay the plumber? Look at those tits

I hear masseurs make whores squirt, make me squirt too

Five stars at Uber is good, but a customer's pussy for a tip is better

Professionals don't get distracted from their work, even when their clients are sucking them off

Silly but titsy customer fucked up by the price and spread her legs

That's why this streamer is so angry, she just hasn't been well fucked

I don't give a fuck if you don't remember, but you owe me one, stranger girl

So that's why there are holes in country toilets — to stick dicks in them

"Are you sure you're a producer?" — naive student beauty fell for a con artist

She sucked me off and made me fuck her, and I just wanted to catch a ride

So, fuck, you interrupted me, you're gonna see me through to the end, so

Put a virgin doggystyle and sharply inserted — saved from underfucking

That's the kind of FUCKING gift I made for my girlfriend, and for myself as well

No money? Well, get on your dick and show your tits, it's even better

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage