"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳

The sex positions the trainer gave are great, but I'm going to learn yoga on my own

"You're my savior fucker!" - the world's first porno diss 😂

You say one cock isn't enough for you? Well, open your mouth for a second one

Fucked a 20-year-old girl in a train, it was immediately clear - he would

I go to a masseur to get laid, I squirm in the hands of a specialist

Am I not getting laid or is it the psychologist? But she's so fuckable, I couldn't resist

Always watch who you're sucking! Or the surprise for the guy will be cheating

Girls, don't be shy, let's fuck! You came for a reason

I gave my client a G-spot for a blowjob in front of my husband, they got high together

I sucked off a guy on the bus, a guy spotted us. Now I'm jerking off to him, too

She picked up two guys, started sucking them off and didn't take any money - not a whore

Your balls are full of sperm, if we fuck you, you'll dance right away

Come on, teach me about sex, or do I have to lick your ass? Oh, really?

So what if we don't know each other yet, can you suck a dick? Go to

So I don't cheat for a guy, but it's not every day you get that much money

Don't yell so loud from your anal orgasm, you'll wake up your father

Medical reform in action - now it's nice to get tested

Young man, are you short of breath? I'll decide that, there's nothing to complain about

Loosen up, the dick is in you already. You'll get good shots too, I'm a photographer

Can you give me a ride? I'll pay... I mean, I'll suck your dick! How do you drive with your balls full

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

Now you're in trouble - until you fuck them both in the fmf, you can't leave