She gave it to the first student sex party that came up, and why should such a pussy go to waste?

I rented a realtor, not an apartment😏 So I went to the viewing without my wife

Sex in the woods is eco-friendly! You're tied up, so go ahead and suck it in public

No money, but you can be in me instead of fingers, okay?

My mother sucks, and I'll suck! But she's for a stranger, and I'm for a guy

Driver, I don't have any money and I don't want to walk

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

You thought I gave you 2 grand for a blowjob? Nah, I'll fuck you by the tree

I love riding the train, I always let my fellow passengers fuck me in the cunt

I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

I went to my neighbor's house for dick... I mean tea! Get to know each other 😏

I brought my daughter a fucker and I'm watching - she fucked and I jerked off

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

What guy? I forget about him when someone else's dick is fucking me

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

You're not much of a realtor, but you can twist it on your dick - after you've been fucked in the mouth

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

One black girl for anal, one for rimming - they'll all cum 👌