I won't come inside, in case kraken babies are born 🐙

I don't want to give money to the loader, but in kind, that's fine

Yeah, hitting on a stranger and getting laid. I got a thing for big dicks 🍆

The plumber realized that it was me who was leaking, not the pipes. Now he's fucking with me...

I'm fucked myself - the first date, and she takes off her panties and asks for more

Why did you take your clothes off in my car? Oh, to fuck? All right, then

Son, we're going to explain everything to you, and we're going to take your virginity as well

How so, even my sister has a girlfriend (and I just want fmf)

And I'm not a whore, and the driver is married, but you have to pay for the trip

Why the fuck did you tear my tights? Fuck me now, I can't go home

Stranger, can we talk more or are you going to shut me up with your dick already?

At first I didn't understand why my neighbor was undressing, and then I realized

Who hired her? At least she sucks for fuck-ups (cums face)

And I worked out and got an orgasm - that's the kind of lifestyle I like

One black girl for anal, one for rimming - they'll all cum 👌

Husband, don't worry, when you come home from work I'll do your rimming, too

What's wrong with her? She screams and beats like a hysterical bitch from the hard fucking

What a psychologist! The lack of cum is gone, and the sperm toxicosis is gone

That's how they give out orders in locker rooms - they suck customers

"Why don't I come in and show you how I jerk off?" - Who wouldn't? 😳

I rent drunken beauties in a bar, not whores. It's cheaper!

I'll get out of the way and put it in while she's wearing her VR glasses

We had a good fuck, but don't write me anymore! I got you for one night

You say one cock isn't enough for you? Well, open your mouth for a second one