I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

Wow, my neighbor sucked my wi-fi password! I'll have to change it 😏

The delivery girl is so cute and sucks my dick, do you think she'll give it to me in her pussy?

I'll only suck you for money, and if you pay more, you'll cum in my mouth

I've sucked all my friends' dicks, the guy doesn't mind, and I'll fuck you, too

Don't call me to an orgy unless it looks like this ☝

Relax, honey, don't cheat in front of me. Get high off someone else's dick, you can

I'll give you a ride, but you need a guarantee - take off your panties, don't be shy

I thought I'd give it to the maid for money, but she saw my dick and gave it to me like that

Are you sure this is a dream? Well, then don't be shy, go straight to the ass

Courier, you mean, you can't give me the package without money? I'm already naked

Whoa, easy! I'm a plumber, though. I could be a fucker for those boobs

Exorcising a demon from my wife with a stoner on her face -- it's Halloween, baby

I jerked off in the dark, but I saw it. Had to fuck the ghost

I don't remember why I went to my roommate's house, but now all I can think about is the krempai

Sleeping with a realtor is part of the deal, how else do you check the bed?

"I'm so horny, shall we fuck?" — Come on, even though it's the first time I've seen you

The first date is not a reason to give up sex, what do you think?

I thought my husband was asleep, so I fucked him... Okay, there's no shame in getting drunk

Husband, I'm not insinuating anything, but my friend has a better dick, let him fuck

You steal, and if you earned like a neighbor, you'd give it to me in the ass like that

Yes, yes, there's trash under the table, so you bend the back and you'll see

Wife, well, believe me, if I let the delivery guy suck my dick, it's not cheating