Tired of doing yoga — tricked and seduced a stranger for a fuck

How I was looking forward to spring — I took her right out to the woods and fucked her by the tree

What are you sitting around for? Put the phone down and take your dick in your mouth

You shouldn't be rubbing your hand, buddy, why don't you rub my pussy?

First solve the boner problem in my pants, then go for a walk

Where did you come from in torn tights, huh? Admit it, or I'll tear you