I put a finger in my sister's ass, she'll wake up and want a dick there 💯

Brother, it's about time my dick got up. And you lie down while I work my mouth

Where are you going? Don't leave your mother without an orgasm, come back and fuck her

Brother, I gave it to you in my sleep, but don't tell the guy, or I won't give it to you again

Drunk daughter sucked me off - well, who am I if I don't fuck her, huh?

Oh, did you fall asleep? Whatever, I'll suck a sleeping dick

How to seduce your neighbor? Go out naked and rim him - done 👌

I thought my husband was asleep, so I fucked him... Okay, there's no shame in getting drunk

It's silly to fall asleep drunk — your girlfriends will wake up in sperm

My bad, I impregnated my sleeping sister, but I said I was sorry

What's between the boys' legs? At least I'll look at my brother's while he's asleep

The main thing is not to get caught cumming loudly on my sleeping brother

We took a break with a girlfriend, can I at least fuck you then, Mom?

Oh, Mammy, your tit's coming out, let me put it in

Just dreamed that his brother was fucking — and there he was, right there

I love my wife, so I don't wake her up, and her sister is good for fucking, too

Sleep well, sister, it's only an erotic dream

She's a heavy sleeper! As soon as I put my dick in, she wakes up

I'll tell everyone at school that I'm a great fucker, that's what my mom said

You call me a whore, Uncle Dima, and your daughter is also a whore

My mom doesn't hear me jerking off at night, so she won't notice that either

Friend girl from Tinder laid down and slept — for such a boner you have to wake her up

Mom, are you asleep? Go back to sleep, but open your mouth for dick

Honey, there's no sanction for fucking yet — let's hurry up and fuck