She gave me a blowjob to cure my ailment 😳 What medicine has come to

2 men and I'm bored... What if each one of them came in my mouth 😏

You don't leave me a virgin, you have to fuck me three times

I was in a bar and I didn't get a picture. Neighbor, why don't you fuck me 😉 😉

Good for the twins — while one is fucking, the other can watch

Took her boyfriend to a public bathroom to get laid, but he didn't get the hint

We're in the dressing room, so I'm gonna try on your dick. Yeah, yeah, put it right here

I'll do anal, and you're jerking off, fuck me, but don't tell my husband

My boyfriend's cheating on me and I can't? Boom, I'm on my friend's dick

Girlfriends ordered a pizza and no money — they paid for the order in kind

Since you like watching anime so much, Sensei will teach you anal too

Brother, look, this is what a woman's tits look like, and you show me your dick

Fucked up is a fucked up — the ex-girlfriend sat on her dick again from the fuck up

Hired a maid to fuck, it's cheaper than getting married

You want to fuck your stepmom like that? Get some dirt on her first 👆

It's been a long time since we've had sex — how lucky that the neighbor is handsome

Take off your dress and sit on your dick, the first couple is boring anyway

Bitch stole my bike, only forgive for a tee time with my girlfriend

I'm going to see a therapist and I'm going to hold out for the entire of No Nut November. Oh, that didn't help

Friend girl, what's on your mind? Teach me to shoot porn already, I'm ready

And the shy girl's wife warned, her sister is a fucking slut

My wife even let me cum inside, as long as I didn't fuck the maid

Hey, I asked for a massage! Although it's nice with your tongue, lick it until you have an orgasm

And why would you jerk yourself off when there are so many strangers in the hotel 🤷‍♀️