Would you rather fuck me than read ChatGPT's sex advice?

Oh, honey, I forgot to put my panties on - can you put them on your dick?

Suck a dick, get a job. It only helps if I cum on my face (part 1)

Why watch porn when you can stick your dick in that ass?

Brother, you said you wanted to fuck, so I spread my legs

What are you whining about, you're already pregnant, you won't get pregnant again. I'll come where I want

I'm masturbating to you, maybe it's time to get laid We've been drinking

Really?! Did Kisankanna agree to a tee as well? 🤯

Son, are you jealous of your father? Come on, let me suck your dick, it'll make you feel better

She wants to get fucked and her pussy won't stay in her underpants - this mama's gonna get it

That was a good fuck! But get the sperm out of your face, your dad won't understand

All right, son, don't worry, I can go with sperm in my panties, too

Are you jerking off on me? Yeah, I'm not wearing panties, so you better piss off

My wife won't let me, but my friend girl doesn't wear panties, so I snapped

Husband, I'm sorry, I came from a Negro, he just has a bigger dick...

I'll pay extra for sex without a condom, no problem - you need to be fucked live

Chief, why tear my pantyhose? I agree to have sex anyway

How do you trick a friend into having sex? Oh, I'll touch his dick and see if he gets it

I got up and now I wonder if he's going to fuck me in the anus

Son, what's the big deal? Let's sleep together, at least you can fuck me to orgasm

What are you staring at? Help your mom and don't even think about getting your dick out

Wow, son, you've grown up! It's been a long time since I've had anal

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

Son, why aren't you getting up? Is your boner getting in the way? I'll help you with that (a reference to Wensday?)