Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

Oh no, I got an erection disorder. Calling a nurse with a pee-pee will help

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

Everyone gets an A in this teacher's class, but I didn't know it was like this

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

Are you watching carefully? I'm about to squirt, don't miss it

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

How to seduce your neighbor? Go out naked and rim him - done 👌

My son puts his dick in my mouth, so what kind of mother would I be if I didn't suck it?

Asian girl takes it in her mouth: if she's guilty, a blowjob will make up for it

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

I thought we were best friends and you're fucking my brother, bitch

If you seduce an Asian woman, fuck her right away, in case she changes her mind later and won't give it to you

Oh, you poured sperm all over my tits - that's okay, but don't tell your husband

Until I fuck you, we won't go to the beach - I'll cum on your face, you'll wash it off in the sea

I'll shove my hand up her ass - now she'll pay her rent on time

Already agreed to fmf, but my sperm still flows out of my ass

I didn't steal anything, but this was slipped to me! - Well, I'm going to slip it to you, too

Wow, man, what a hard-on you got! Well, congratulations to the guy, he's a cuckold

How am I supposed to drive with THAT around me? Need a fucking stop

You call a milf a whore, fuck her hard - with vulgarity and creampie

Showing her cum in her ass because she doesn't know I haven't fucked her yet

A stranger gets his dick up, and she's married - nothing, it doesn't interfere with sex

First lick it to orgasm over there, and then I'll give you