My friends are looking for presents under the tree I'm here and my dick is standing

Honey, I'll fuck a stranger for you just to get you off

What's wrong with your face, honey? It's sperm in your throat, you're not the only one who has to cum

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Girls' night out is all about cunnilingus and orgasms. If you don't have one, don't call me

Cums the boss in the office, fired! You're gonna fuck me at home

Everybody's got New Year's presents, and I want to - I'm not going to pump, I'm going to masturbate

Oh no, I got an erection disorder. Calling a nurse with a pee-pee will help

Wow, you shouldn't be cleaning in that uniform, you should be sitting on my dick

Everyone gets an A in this teacher's class, but I didn't know it was like this

Don't worry, I didn't cum on my face - oops, all the cum on my hair 😱

Are you watching carefully? I'm about to squirt, don't miss it

Are you jerking off? Don't be selfish, I'll take off my skirt and sit on my dick, we'll both come

How to seduce your neighbor? Go out naked and rim him - done 👌

My son puts his dick in my mouth, so what kind of mother would I be if I didn't suck it?

Asian girl takes it in her mouth: if she's guilty, a blowjob will make up for it

I gave it to the neighbor's grandfather when I was drunk, I won't go to any more sleepovers - rofl

I thought we were best friends and you're fucking my brother, bitch

If you seduce an Asian woman, fuck her right away, in case she changes her mind later and won't give it to you

Oh, you poured sperm all over my tits - that's okay, but don't tell your husband

Until I fuck you, we won't go to the beach - I'll cum on your face, you'll wash it off in the sea

I'll shove my hand up her ass - now she'll pay her rent on time

Already agreed to fmf, but my sperm still flows out of my ass

I didn't steal anything, but this was slipped to me! - Well, I'm going to slip it to you, too